This I recall to my mind, therefore have I hope. It is of the Lord’s mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not. They are new every moring: great is thy faithfulness. The Lord is my portion saith my soul: therefore will I hope in him. The Lord is good unto them that wait for Him, to the soul that seeketh him. It is good that a man should both hope and quietly wait for the salvation of the LORD. Lamentations 3: 21-26

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Just Joking

Q: What's white and furry and shaped like a tooth?
A: A molar bear!

Q: What's the first sport in the Bible?
A: Baseball (in the Big Inning)

Q: Who are the 3 smallest guys in the Bible?
A: Knee-High-Miah, Bildad the Shoe-hite, and Peter (who was so small he could sleep on his watch)

Q: Who played in the first tennis match in the Bible?
A: Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court

Q: What was the first car in the Bible?
A: Honda. (The disciples were all in one Accord)

Q: Where do jam-tarts come from?
A: Jamtarctica.

Q: Why was '6' frightened?
A: Because '7' '8' '9' (seven ate nine).

Q: What kind of animal can you find in the military?
A: An armydillo.

Q: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.... (2:30).

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: It was feeling crummy!

Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: "I'll go on ahead and you can hang around."

Q: Where do dogs park their cars?
A: In the barking lot!

Q: How do you know a cow is laughing?
A: Milk comes out her nose!

Q: How do you tell which end of the worm is the head?
A:Tickle it's belly and see which end laughs!

One day some young fish and their father were swimming along in the river. Their father said "Be careful crossing the river...I don't want you to get hit by a gar...." (Get it?!! A car! A gar! A gar is a type of fish!)

1 comment:

Bss said...

Lots of giggles here!