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Friday, October 31, 2008

How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

I could survive for 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Posted by Joyful Days at 8:35 AM

Labels: Just for Fun, Laugh with me, More than anyone should have to know, Talking to Myself Online

2 comments:

luvmy4sons said...: I only got 47 seconds...I must be more of a wimp! LOL!; October 31, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Heidi @ GGIP said...: LOL! This is so funny!; October 31, 2008 at 1:10 PM

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It is never true that we have no time to meditate; the less one thinks of God, the less time there will always be for Him. The time one has for anything depends on how much we value it. Thinking determines the use of time; time does not rule over thinking! The problem of spirituality is never, then, a question of time; it is a problem of thought. For it does not require much time to make us saints; it requires only much love.

-- Bishop Fulton Sheen

This I recall to my mind, therefore have I hope. It is of the Lord’s mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not. They are new every moring: great is thy faithfulness. The Lord is my portion saith my soul: therefore will I hope in him. The Lord is good unto them that wait for Him, to the soul that seeketh him. It is good that a man should both hope and quietly wait for the salvation of the LORD. Lamentations 3: 21-26

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